Monday, 1 July 2013
Shit Comedians do in hotel rooms when they are bored!
Hello people! Hope you'll are enjoying your monday! I am :)
Recently, Fuzz and myself were super bored in penang just before our show so we happened to shoot a video and i just found it completely amusing. Yes. Fakkah Fuzz was amusing the hell outta me.
Comics who are hilariously funny and single get to hook up with hot chicks ( Read: Fuzz) while the attached ones ( Read : Jinx and Me ) have to look like we're not interested at all. It is truly difficult to look not interested especially if the guy is hot. So the following is a sample of awkward conversations i have had with men after a show.
Sample 1 :
Hot guy : I would love to know how you're like in normal life.
Me : I am pretty normal in normal life.
FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!
Sample 2 :
Hot guy : Can I get you a drink?
Me : I don't drink.
Hot guy : How about a non-alcoholic drink?
Me : Oh look, my partner is here. Bye.
FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!
Sample 3 :
Hot Guy : Omg. Your comedy has improved. So was your joke about getting legally married true?
Me : Yes.
Hot Guy : hmmm...when are you religiously getting married?
Me : Tomorrow.
FAIL FAIL FAIL.
Sample 4 :
Hot Guy puts hand around waist and kisses cheek to say HI.
Me : Oh look my HUSBAND is here. Talk later BRO.
FAIL FAIL FAIL.
Question : Where do all the hot single men disappear to when you are not married/getting married / attached?
It's as if there is a room filled with hot men who are only unleashed when single women find men. These 'perfect' looking men are released to test your relationship. UGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
That's it for now.